Criteria for a black widow

A bullet in your head is how I want it. Your body on the floor, a Kodak moment. You're a waste of air and a waste of space, I want sharp objects to fly into your face. I hate you now more than I ever did, I wanna kill you, dig you up and do it again. I want a car to run over your head, put it in reverse and do it again.
And I would be lying if I said that it wasn't true... I only want bad things to happen to you, I want bad things to happen to you, I want bad things to happen to you. I want very bad things to happen to you.
It would be really great if you drowned in a lake or put a bag over your face and watched you suffocate. I'd celebrate at your wake, I'd bake myself a cake 'cause you're my favorite person that I love to hate. And you're the reason that murder should be legalized. If it was, you'd be dead and in the ground by five. Just in case I forgot to say... I hate you motherfucker in the very worst way.
And I would be lying if I said that it wasn't true... I only want bad things to happen to you, I want bad things to happen to you, I want bad things to happen to you. I want very bad things to happen to you. 
I want bad things to happen to you. I want bad things to happen to you. I want bad things to happen to you. I want very bad things to happen to you. I want bad things to happen to you. I want bad things to happen to you. I want bad things to happen to you. I want very bad things to happen to you.